Had a fun day hanging out at Borders today with husband of Holly. It’s the big megapolis Borders down near Trinity Church. I hadn’t been yet but wanted to check it out. What is it about a bookstore that gets me salivating? I WANT TO READ EVERYTHING!!! I settled for a cookie and a big cup o’ java (my third of the day, which might explain why I am still awake at this hour) but who’s counting?

Anyway, we were talking about Theo, the fabulous Theo. Theo, who managed to sit patiently with me while I stared blankly at him after each question like I might be auditioning for a remake of “The Young Ones.”

Theo: So what would you like on your index page?
Me: (as if he has just asked me how to separate conjoined twins) Index page?
Theo: Yeah, your home page–the page that represents you…

(echo effect) YOU…YOU…YOU…YOU…

It is a daunting task to sum yourself up in a few downloadable images. Well, maybe not if you’re Paris Hilton, but I find it difficult. But Theo walked me through page after page of forming my dot-com identity and soon, I will have my very own website. Yipppeeee!!!

Today is officially Theo Black Appreciation Day. All hail.
And if you hate my website, it’s all his fault.