by lb-admin | Jan 22, 2008 | Uncategorized
Hello from San Francisco where I have been up since 3:30 a.m. PST. (That would be 6:30 a.m. NYC time.) I rolled over, saw the clock, and went, “Oh bloody hell.” So I closed my eyes and started counting sheep. But the sheep began a musical number in my...
by lb-admin | Jan 18, 2008 | Uncategorized
“After a week of relaxation in ze jetted tub of pure wickedness, Mr. Bubbles Kitty und I set off once again on our Tour of World Domination. Ve are quite excited as ve are joining forces wis ze–how you say–Bodacious Literary Talent zat is Shannon...
by lb-admin | Jan 13, 2008 | Uncategorized
I have had the pleasure of being interviewed by 3 Evil Cousins. I must say, I doubt the veracity of their screen name, as they were quite delightful and exhibited no signs of wickedness that I could see. Also, are they really cousins? Where is “The E! True...
by lb-admin | Jan 12, 2008 | Uncategorized
“Mr. Bubbles Kitty und I are enjoying a relaxing time in our Impossible-to-Find Lair of Doom after ze first leg of our whirlwind TSFT World Domination Tour. Today iz crafts day. Ve shall occupy ourselves making sparkly bracelets vis hidden chambers for arsenic....
by lb-admin | Jan 10, 2008 | Uncategorized
“Mr. Bubbles Kitty und I have had a nice sleep in our portable cryogenic suspension chamber which pumps in oxygen laced wiz particles of pure evil. I am now 100% refreshed wiz a lust for power matched only by cunning and unerring fashion sense. Also, my skin looks...
by lb-admin | Jan 9, 2008 | Uncategorized
“I am here, wiz Mr. Bubbles Kitty, in an undisclosed location where minions in Devo-inspired jumpsuits do my bidding or face ze torture chamber, where I pipe in video footage of Celine Dion performing “My Heart Vill Go On” until ze break like cheap Pez...
