A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT

 Dear Readers,  Once upon a time, I went to the 7th grade dance. It was in a dark gymnasium that smelled of Binaca breath spray and sweat. There was a cover band with enough big hair to make Muppets. A Boston song was played. And I was standing on the...
Midnight Cowgirl

Midnight Cowgirl

"Everybody’s talking at me…I don’t hear a word they’re sayin’…only the echoes in my mind…"You know, people, I’ve done a lot of interesting, some might even say strange, things in my life. But I now know that...

R.I.P. movie version

I know lots of you have been waiting for a movie update, and I haven’t been able to provide any info. Sorry about that. I was having to wait for some things to sort themselves out before I could say anything. Now they have and I’ll tell you what I know:...

Tiger Beat vids

My cat is sitting on my head. I do not know why she thinks my head is an ottoman, but there is no rhyme or reason when it comes to cats. They own you, and if you are smart, you will play along, make no sudden moves, and give them the kibble when they demand...
Vacations From Hell!

Vacations From Hell!

Today was a super exciting day for me. I was interviewed by the lovely Mandi from Entertainment Weekly for their Must issue for Going Bovine. Gotta say, it made my week. Possibly even my summer. 🙂 While I’m waiting for my pizza to arrive (Oh, delightful...

Turn Around, Bright Eyes

 Many of you, along with authors E. Lockhart, Maureen Johnson, and Ellen Kushner, sent this screamingly funny video to me. "It started off as Hogwarts now it’s Lord of the Flies." Total...